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A spinoff from an IM conversation prompted this silliness.
While most BJJ skills have some crossover potential, do not "go for the Kimura". Similarly, do not scream "He’s got it in deep! He’s got it in REAL DEEP!! Oh, he slipped out."
Do not use your Muy Thai clinch and knee strike skills, not matter how effective you feel they are.
Unless you are Anderson Silva, do NOT do a MT victory dance around the bedroom after the fact.
Do not let the scoring go to the judges. In fact, endeavor not to have judges.
If the doctor wants to stop the event due to a cut, let him. Do not call your partner "Marvin Eastman".
You probably will not be able to rely entirely on your standup. However, if applicable, it can be appropriate to hold the fence.
"Not worth the $50" should only really apply to UFC PPV events.
The author makes no judgment about whether you require a mouthpiece, but feels that you should not need to punch yourself in the groin to establish "readiness".
Similarly, the author makes no judgment about whether you feel that your ass can or should be advertised as a "Condom Depot".
Cardio is critical. When the time comes, however, take the snorkel mask off.
Under no circumstances ask your partner if they have "made weight". They will happily take the DQ on groin strikes and small joint manipulation.
While most BJJ skills have some crossover potential, do not "go for the Kimura". Similarly, do not scream "He’s got it in deep! He’s got it in REAL DEEP!! Oh, he slipped out."
Do not use your Muy Thai clinch and knee strike skills, not matter how effective you feel they are.
Unless you are Anderson Silva, do NOT do a MT victory dance around the bedroom after the fact.
Do not let the scoring go to the judges. In fact, endeavor not to have judges.
If the doctor wants to stop the event due to a cut, let him. Do not call your partner "Marvin Eastman".
You probably will not be able to rely entirely on your standup. However, if applicable, it can be appropriate to hold the fence.
"Not worth the $50" should only really apply to UFC PPV events.
The author makes no judgment about whether you require a mouthpiece, but feels that you should not need to punch yourself in the groin to establish "readiness".
Similarly, the author makes no judgment about whether you feel that your ass can or should be advertised as a "Condom Depot".
Cardio is critical. When the time comes, however, take the snorkel mask off.
Under no circumstances ask your partner if they have "made weight". They will happily take the DQ on groin strikes and small joint manipulation.
